Are you wondering how you are going to surprise your mothers on mother’s day? Then yes, you are in the right place. Please have a look at our beautiful and meaningful Mothers day jokes for WhatsApp. They are fabulous, and your mother will be superly surprised more than a gift. Here are our Top 50 Mothers day jokes. Have fun!
- A son asked: Mom, Dad, how did you get married? Mom answered: Your dad proposed to me because he thought that if I get married and give birth to you, I would pay debts on loans.
- A girl says: Mom and Dad, I ate everything! Mom answers: Well done, daughter, that’s why dad and I want you to get married and live separately!
- A girl asks: Mom, tell me which one is better: go to college or get married? Mom answers: Select, daughter, that on which you will not fail!
- Mom and Dad, I’m back! Yeah, that means I haven’t found a worker yet.
- Are you Jewish by father or mother? Depends on the place.
- If the wife and children play on your nerves like good players, and her mother conducts it, run from this band!
- If a blogger suddenly stopped using vulgar language and began to post highly moral and religious posts, because his mother appeared among the subscribers.
- A Mom says to the daughter: remember! Only the rich and successful are dating, and the rest is irritated!
- A boy saw an elephant in the zoo and asks: Mom, how do elephants arrive? You can’t say that the stork brings them.
- Son, do not put a gas bottle near the fire. Mom is not so careful!
- Mom asked her son: What would you like to get for your birthday? A horse, or a gun, or three days which you don’t need to wash?
- A boy asks: God, my father, honors Christ, my mother praises Mohammed, what kind of religion do I have to worship? Then god answeres: Read the reviews.
- Mom comes to the ATM with her small son. Then She gets money from it. Then suddenly son asks with rounded eyes: Mom, how did our dad get in there?
- A son asks: Dad, Why did you marry mom? The husband turns to his wife and says: You see, even the child is surprised!
- A boy had a big head. Because of this, other children often bothered him. One day he comes from the street, crying: Mom, they call me big-headed every time. Then she asks: Do not cry, son, you have a healthy head, go quickly to the store and get some potatoes. The boy wiped his tears: Okay, mom. Can you give me some money and a bag? Then mom says happily: Son, why you need a bag. You have your cap, and so it likes two buckets.
- Mom, is it true that you bought me for child support?
- There is a Family at a resort. Son asks her mother: Mom, can I swim for dad? Mom says: No, it’s deep there, you can be drowned, or a shark can eat. Then son asks: Hmm, What about dad? Then mom says: We can find a new dad.
- A young mother is trying on a new coat in front of a mirror. A little daughter comes up and says: Mommy, how beautiful you are in this coat! Mom asks: True? The girl replies: Yes, you look like a shepherd in it!
- I raised a son, built a house, and planted a tree. Finally, he asked: Mom, can I go now to take a walk?
- Last night I was mixing the mixture for a sponge cake for my husband’s birthday cake. My daughter was spinning nearby. Then I took out the vinegar saying to her girl: This is terrible poison. Daughter’s eyes widened and silently ran to dad, and she reported: Mom added poison to your cake.
- Mom, do you remember that you said that if I get 100 marks for paper, I’ll have to walk all day with you? Well, today I will walk for half a day!
- What is the difference between mom and dad? Mom is genitive, and dad is helpful!
- Angry father says to his daughter: Daughter! Listen to mom! Then suddenly she says to her mom: Do not bring your husband to a boil. Otherwise, he will soon evaporate!
- I ask the little granddaughter: What does dad call mom at home? The girl answers Lena. And then after a bit of thought, she says: When he forgets her name, she calls bitch.
- A lady askes a girl: What is it? I heard that you got divorced for the fourth time. Are all women so picky? Then the girl answers angrily: Not mom.
- As a child, I loved doing archaeology, and my mother called it digging potatoes. So I gave up.
- A schoolboy found a million bucks and handed them to the police. A sobbing mother pretended to be proud of him.
- Mother asks her daughter: Why are you crying? Does your husband cheat on you? Then she says to her mom: not only one!
- A woman will be pleased when she has two happiness. One will say: “Beloved,” and the second: “Mom.”
- Mom always told me that if I get a tattoo, nobody will take me to work. Please explain what the hell I am working right now? Not enough tattoo?
- A guy asks: My angel, Have you talked to your parents about me? Do they agree to give you as my wife? She says: Yes, I told them everything. He asks: how are they? Then she answers: I do not know. Father is still silent, and the mother is waiting for him to speak out so that she can express the exact opposite opinion.
- Mom, why are you so angry? Did you fall off the broom?
- A daughter says: Mom, I’ll bring my boyfriend home today. Then mom asks: Is he a good boy? The daughter answers: Yes. He does not drink, smoke, break promises. Mom responds: You’re kind of boring, daughter.
- A woman went to the police with a statement about the disappearance of her husband. The policeman accepted the explanation, looking at her husband’s photo, and said: What should I say to your husband when we find him? Then she replied: Tell him that my mom decided not to come to us.
- A teacher wrote in a student’s diary: Mary is a terrible talker. The next day Mary returns the book with her father’s reply: And if you would have listened to her mother!
- A girl walks through the zoo with her mother and says, pointing to the gorilla: Mom! Look! Programmer! Mom asks suddenly: Why? Then he says: he is like our dad: his eyes are red, hairy.
- A girl asks: Mom, what does fucking beating mean? Mom surprisingly aks: God, daughter, where did you hear that? She says: I haven’t heard anywhere. I just look around, and it comes to mind.
- A teacher wrote the following in a bad student’s diary: John spends too much time with girls, although I try to detach him from it. John’s mother replied: If you find an effective way, please let me know, and I will apply it to John’s father.
- A Mom comes to her son and says: Son, why do you have such dirty hands? Then he replies Mom, but I just washed my face with them.
- In a Country cottage area, a mother-in-law asks the son-in-law: Son-in-law, you know what to do at a bite of a poisonous snake? He replies: Mom, you need to keep her head at a distance so as you can not bite in response!
- A boy asks: Dad, from whom did we come from? Dad answers: From Adam and Eve. Then son asks: then why does the mother say that we are descended from monkeys? Finally, dad replies: Well, your mom’s family is something else.
- A boy stole money from his father’s wallet. Dad asks his son: Son, why did you take my money? Then son asks: Dad, why are you asking me, not mom? Then dad says: It is out of the question; there is still money left in the wallet. If it is mom, no money left.
- The first rule for brides: forget everything that your mother fed you
- A daughter asks: Mom, I’m pregnant! Mom asks: Listen, you already have a fourth child from your boyfriend. Why don’t you marry him? She tells her mom: I do not like him.
- Mom always says to me, Get up, the sun has already risen. So what should I do then?
- A wife says to her husband: I gave your new jeans to a neighbor. Then he asks: Why is that? Then she replies: You didn’t like them anyway. Suddenly he asks: Come on, Lucy, then we’ll give your mom to the neighbor.
- A son comes to his mother and asks: Mom, who do I look like? She answers: On me, son! Then he asks: And who do you look like? After that, she says your grandmother, of course. He asks: Well, grandmother, who does she looks like? To great-grandmother. I don’t understand. Then son says: Mom, are we all on one face, like dolls, or what?
- The little girl was presented with a turtle. There was no end to the girl’s joy. So she played with her all day. The next morning, a girl came with the turtle in her hands and cried. Then she ran to her mother in the kitchen and said that the turtle was dead. Mom: Eh, daughter, you hurt her ultimately. Do not worry; we will put the turtle in the pot, and let’s have it at the dinner table.
- A girl asks her mom: Mom, can I play with Jonny? Mom answers: No, he’s a bad boy. The girl asks finally: Then can I go and beat him?
- A boy asks his Dad: Why don’t you have a car? Dad answers: No money for the vehicle, but You don’t be lazy. Study better, become an expert, and buy yourself a car. Then the son asks: Dad, why were you lazy at school?