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Top 50 Wedding Jokes For WhatsApp in 2020

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  1. A Frenchman while traveling in Russia was invited to a golden wedding. He agreed with pleasure. They began to explain to him: The Golden Wedding is when a gentleman and a lady lived together for fifty years. Then Frenchman said: Oh, I understand! Then the couple said: And now they decided to get married! Bravo!
  2. When there is only one husband in a family, he grows up selfish.
  3. Not everyone is worthy of marriage. Some are sentenced to freedom.
  4. The father of the groom: Accept my sincere congratulations, my boy. I am sure that today will remain in your memory as the happiest day of your life. The groom said: But the wedding is tomorrow. The father said: I know.
  5. If the bride and groom are two angels, then the husband and wife are one Satan.
  6. If a woman loves you, be careful: the case may end with a registry office.
  7. A boy came and said to a man: Mr. John, I have a proposal for you. We can both earn three hundred thousand. Then he said: Three hundred thousand is good money. What is the idea? Suddenly the boy said: You give six hundred thousand dowries with your daughter. So, I agree to take her for three hundred.
  8. What do wedding rings mean? Starting score 0
  9. A married man is like a fly lying on sweet sticky paper: it’s both sweet and annoying, and you can’t fly away.
  10. A guest, pointing to a portrait of a man, asks the owner: Who is this? The wife cries: This is my poor husband. He said: Oh, sorry. I did not know that it is he. She said: No, nothing, nothing. He is just broke.
  11. Family life is good because it is given to a person more than once.
  12. The family is the ship on which the assistant captain commands.
  13. First, honeymoon, then years of bitter disappointment.
  14. I met my girl for a year, and we decided to get married. The only thing that bothered me was her younger sister, who was 20 years old. She put on miniskirts and tight-fitting T-shirts with large stickers. Before the wedding, she called me and asked me to come to look at the wedding invitations. When I arrived, she was alone. She said that she had feelings and desired that she couldn’t overcome that she wanted to make love to me only once before I marry her sister. I did not know what to answer. She said: I’m going to the bedroom, and if you want, just take me. I was shocked. I stood for a while, then left the house and headed for my car. My future father-in-law stood on the street. He hugged me and said: We are happy that you passed our little test. Now we know for sure that you are suitable for our daughter! Welcome to our family! Moral: Always leave condoms in the car!
  15. If you spoil your husband, he becomes a child. But If he spoils his wife, she becomes a devil.
  16. If the wife allows you to do whatever you want, relax, and do nothing.
  17. Marital life is a race with obstacles: you do not know at what kilometer you turn your neck.
  18. A boy came to a girl and said that he would marry her. She proudly turned her head: Listen, my dear. You only know me for three days! He said: Oh no, sorry! But I know you. I worked for two years at a bank where your father had an account.
  19. Mother puts the baby to bed: My gold, if you need anything at night, click on mom, and dad will immediately come running to you.
  20. The faithful husband is a home-sexist.
  21. A dad says to his son: You are not yet experienced enough to get married, son! Then son asks: Then when does a person become experienced enough for this as your opinion? Again dad answers: When you begin to realize that it’s not worth marrying.
  22. Do you like your fiance? Yes, so cute, educated If he still snored quietly!
  23. A girl says to her boy: I will not marry such an idiot like you! Take your ring! Then he asks: And where is the box?
  24. The wife comes into the room to see where the husband is and says: Dear, take out the trash! Husband with a heavy sigh: I just sat down! The wife asks with kindness: Mmm, what did you do? Then Husband: Laying.
  25. A modern wife is the brain center of the husband. A modern husband is the wife’s artificial partner.
  26. The first time people marry for love, the second time for help, and the third for habit.
  27. A conversation between the bride and groom on the night of the wedding: Dear, after the wedding, you will love me even more? It seems to me that yes. Then he says: I have always had an overwhelming attraction to married women.
  28. A healthy marriage life begins when the wife’s point of view becomes the support of the husband.
  29. Husband mumbles to his wife through a dream: Dear, please take off my slippers and turn off the TV. Then she says: Be patient, my sweetie. We are still in the cinema.
  30. A bride to be says to her groom: If I get married, so many men will become sorry! Then he says: But why? You will marry only one! Again she asks: Dear, what do you like most about me: my beautiful body or beautiful face? Then he says Your sense of humor!
  31. A girl asks his fiance: Did you ask my dad for permission for our marriage? Then he says: Yes. I called him on the phone, and he answered me: I don’t know who is saying this, but I don’t mind.
  32. Dad, how much does the wedding cost? I do not know, son, I still have not paid!
  33. A boy says to his girlfriend: Dear, when we get married, You can share your worries and concerns with me. Then his girlfriend says: But, honey, I have no worries and problems! Then he says: I mean when we get married.
  34. The jealous man finally decided to marry. To check about the correctness of choice, he asks the bride: Swear me that you had no one before me. She says: I swear, my love! I swear to you with my two children.
  35. Thanks to divorce, weddings grow more.
  36. When you are Leaving the wedding party and saying goodbye to the bride, and the groom, never wish them a “good night.”
  37. The family is a ship on which the assistant captain commands.
  38. Experience helps a woman to marry, and a man to remain single.
  39. One man says to their friends: Believe, my son was born. Son! After six daughters, my son was finally born. Then one friend asks: He is more like you or your wife? Then he says: We don’t know, we haven’t looked at the face yet.
  40. A friend asks a man: Have you already decided what to give your wife for a golden wedding? Then the older man says: I remember I brought her to the Himalayas for the silver wedding. Maybe I could bring her back?
  41. Doctor, since I got married, I have something with my eyes. I do not see the money.
  42. A wife says to her husband: Dear, we have a wedding anniversary today. Maybe, we kill a pig? Then her husband says: What does the pig have to do with it? It’s necessary to kill your brother because he introduced us.
  43. The boys stare at the newlyweds leaving the church. One suggests: Let’s scare them. He approaches the groom and says: Great choice, dad!
  44. Sometimes a third marriage simply indicates that the first two were not a mistake.
  45. An angry wife: Yes, you, it turns out, just a self-seeker: my wife, my apartment, my salary, Mine, Mine. There is nothing of yours. There is only ours. Did you remember? By the way, what are you looking for in the closet? Her husband suddenly says Our pants.
  46. My wife is all hurt. At night, she applies night cream, wrinkle cream, hand cream, neck cream, and body lotion, and I asked: And where are the wounds from?
  47. The teacher in the lesson asks the children to give an example of a coincidence. A Little boy pulls a hand. The teacher asks: Well, what example do you want to provide? The boy says: My mom and dad got married on the same day!
  48. A woman is so sweet, but it is hard to imagine her as a wife.
  49. How expensive is studying at the institute of marriage!
  50. In a Church Wedding, Priest says seriously to the groom: Do you agree to marry this woman? Groom: Can you offer something better?

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