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Top 50 Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids & Adults in 2023

Thanksgiving day was created as a day of giving thanks and sacrificing for the blessing of the harvest for the previous year. It is all about entertainment, relaxation, and joyous planning. It is about a sense of love. So I recommend our Thanksgiving jokes for kids & adults to share with your families and friends to give them a small smile and lighten their day. Here are our Top 50 Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids & Adults.

  1. Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of gameplay.
  2. A turkey called his Doctor before Thanksgiving: Hi, Doctor, I need to reduce my breast and thigh before the celebration.
  3. Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his piece warm.
  4. Christmas Eve, Thanksgiving, Easter… It’s just the same one that is translated so nicely. All we do is eating.
  5. Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks to play.
  6. A man has worked in the company for 25 years. He does the same job every day in the same way and receives the same salary every month. One day, the angry man decided on thanksgiving day to ask the boss to give him a salary increment and promotion. He said to the boss: After all, I have 25 years of experience. The boss sighed and said: You don’t have 25 years of experience; you are an experience with 25 years. Say Thank you for me.
  7. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Turkeylucky
  8. Each turkey has its death date only on the thanksgiving days.
  9. On a bus, a handsome guy stepped on the foot of a pretty girl in front of him. The beautiful girl turned back and glared, growling: I fuck you, uncle. The handsome guy immediately got surprised and then answered: Oh, I will. My uncle, thank you.
  10. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he’s already filled!
  11. What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.
  12. Did you see at least one turkey crossing the road on Thanksgiving? No, because it is the chicken’s day off.
  13. A teacher gave her second-grade students to write an assignment on what I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving? She had to agree with one of the bright students in her class who wrote that she was grateful that she was not a turkey.
  14. Thankful for a long time, give you long-term gratitude, long-term happiness, long-term sweetness, long-term luck, long-term happiness, long-lasting comfort, and long-term success. Happy Thanksgiving!
  15. At Thanksgiving Day in school, everyone said: Thank you for the sun to bring us bright sunshine, and thank you for the rich food.
  16. We are going to have a Happy Thanksgiving. This year, I am filling the turkey with chicken.
  17. A Dad turkey came hurriedly to their home and started to pack their clothes in a bag. The Mom turkey asked why. Suddenly he answered: Honey, I bought four plane tickets online. Let’s fly to antarctic.
  18. On Thanksgiving day, Before lunch, We are advised to close our eyes and pray for our plentiful food. After praying, we start dinner. Huh? What is the meal in my bowl? Dinner or Lunch?
  19. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
  20. I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love uninvited parenting advice from relatives whom I see twice a year.
  21. Wild Turkey saved American people from hunger. In memory of this event, Americans kill and eat millions of turkeys every year as gratitude. 
  22. Here is a funny trick to do for your friends just before dinner. If you do not want them to overeat on your thanksgiving table, Load your plate up high with the salad, a turkey, a bit of soup, and some bread crumbs. Toss it all in the blender and offer your new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake to everyone. I am a hundred present sure that you can delay the dinnertime at least by an hour.
  23. How do you keep a turkey in anxiety? I’ll let you know next week.
  24. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
  25. What do you call a turkey without feathers? A thanksgiving dinner.
  26. The tailor, to whom the client did not pay the bill for a long time, decided to go to his house and ask for money. He caught the buyer at dinner; he cut the turkey. Then the tailor asked: When will you repay the debt? Then he said: Patience, my friend, a little more; I’m now stuck. Then the angry tailor said: Oh really, but you are so ready to eat a turkey on this Thanksgiving day! Then he said: Poor bird; I had nothing to feed her too.
  27. A young man said: Older man! I know how you love good whiskey with a good chop and roasted turkey! Would you like to have Thanksgiving dinner with me? Then the older man said: With pleasure! Then suddenly the younger one said: So tomorrow night I will come to your house!    
  28. A girl asked on thanksgiving day: Mom, will the turkey fly? Mom answered: Will be. But not high. And only for a short time.
  29. Do you know why the thanksgiving day is the most favorite holiday, among others? Because it is a very unstressful celebration as we don’t need more money for that. All we need is a turkey.
  30. An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
  31. Thanksgiving dinner takes 18 hours to prepare. But It is eaten in 12 minutes.
  32. A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to a perfect turkey. His family loved the leg portion for dinner, and there were never enough legs for everyone. But he tried. After many wrong attempts, he got successful. The farmer described the results of his efforts to his friends at the Thanksgiving get-together: Well, I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has six legs!
  33. When a large turkey came walking onto the field, a football team came after they finished their daily practice session. While the players were looking in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the protective line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted: You’re terrific!!! Sign up for the summer, and I’ll assign you. I am sure you will get a huge bonus. Then the turkey said: Forget the gift. All I want to know is whether the summer comes after Thanksgiving Day?
  34. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he’d return from his grave! 
  35. At the turkey market: Buy a bird! Unique bird! Speaks five foreign Languages. One guy asked: And who is next to him? His girlfriend? Then the seller said: No, a translator. It would help if you had both.
  36. Doctor, my husband is entirely crazy. He screams that he is a famous bird! Then Doctor asked: Crying all the time? The wife answered: No, only when it’s thanksgiving day. Then the Doctor explained: Because he may be a turkey in his previous life.
  37. The stork brings the children. And who brings the Thanksgiving? Roasted turkey.
  38. Thanksgiving Day is not only a Thanksgiving holiday but also a stomach holiday. You can eat well and gain a couple of kilograms.
  39. Turkey is a rich symbol of the Thanksgiving holiday and for a delicious dish of the festive table.
  40. Why are you so black and dirty? I worked at a construction site all summer in Turkey.
  41. How to relax with the whole family on one ticket? Give a ticket to my mother-in-law on this thanksgiving holiday.
  42. If I were a turkey, I’d be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
  43. What’s the best way to prepare a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
  44. Some birds still do not lose hope to influence people that the tradition needs to be changed, and some other meat is worth eating on Thanksgiving.
  45. Briefly about the nature of US culture: Thanksgiving turkey freedom is when one turkey is released, everyone else is killed.
  46. On the day before Thanksgiving day, A turkey went to the police station and asked one of the turkey policemen to write down the inquiry: If I would be disappeared tomorrow, It’s all because of the farmer next door.
  47. A British man treats every day as Thanksgiving and eats 5,000 turkeys in 10 years.
  48. A pumpkin met a turkey on the thanksgiving day in a restaurant: The pumpkin said: This is awkward. Then turkey replied: Maybe we should order a margarita pizza.
  49. There is a mean turkey lady who has millions of followers on Instagram. So she says to one of her friends: Hey, I have many online followers, and they all want me to have in their dinner table for this Thanksgiving. Then the other one laughs and says: Are you crazy? It’s you as a dinner meal on the thanksgiving table.
  50. One day turkey comes to Grinch and asks a help: Hi buddy, I want to hire you to steal me before Thanksgiving.

John Max

John Max is the founder of TimesHQ and former senior engineer of WhatsApp. He wrote many e books and well known for many mobile app developments. He is very professional in both software and mobile app development field. 

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