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Top 50 Sheep Jokes For Whatsapp in 2020

Can you ever imagine that you can make fun of sheep? So go through our list of Whatsapp Jokes. Here I present you Beautiful and funny Top 50 Sheep jokes, which can be sent through WhatsApp. Have fun, Guys!

  1. At the Zoo, a sheep was thrown into a cage to a lion. Nobody understood what happened there, but the lion had not experienced such a shame. The sheep told: Nothing, you were created for the single goal of serving me, your master! Obey me, or I will destroy you and all your race!
  2. “You were lucky with me,” the Wolf said to a trembling sheep. Then Wolf again says: Just imagine for a moment what would happen to you if you met me, and our whole group!”
  3. How to correctly tell a girl that she is a sheep? Hello, Dolly!
  4. Democracy is when everyone has equal opportunities: wolves can eat Sheep, and sheep can also eat wolves.
  5. The bagpipe was invented by a veterinarian who did artificial breath for a sheep.
  6. There will always be a goat who will come up with some shameful things about you. A sheep, which will not only release this information to the crowds, but also will add something from itself, and other sheep will undoubtedly believe all this.
  7. There was a woman who could not sleep. So She always began to count the Sheep, and in the end, she met a shepherd.
  8. We all know that the shepherd is a brilliant leader, and the Wolf is a protector of the people. However, they eat more Sheep than wolves.
  9. Wonderful human therapy: A man who calls his wife a stupid sheep will be very offended, but if she calls him a stupid monkey is nothing.
  10. Dear, can you tell me what kind of Sheep is with you in this photo? The girl answers angrily: This is me in grade 10. Other one says laughing: Oh, so cute 
  11. Sheep with wolves is bad to live.
  12. Doctor, I am completely exhausted from sleeplessness. What should I do? Then the doctor answers: Have you tried counting sheep? He replies: I tried, but it does not help. Then the doctor says: Then let each Sheep tell you his biography.
  13. I think everyone is a sheep when I want to fall asleep faster.
  14. The blonde girl says to the brunette: Listen, to knit a sweater, you need three whole Sheep! Then the brunette replies with a surprise: Oh, I did not know that the Sheep knows how to knit!
  15. A journalist came to interview a hundred-year-old grandfather who lived with sheep and goats in grazing in a mountain. The journalist asked the first question: What kind of milk do you drink, grandfather? Sheep or goat? Then he answered: What is cheaper, son?
  16. Do you like lamb? No, but I would not reject a lost sheep.
  17. Doctor, I have a problem. I can’t wake up in the morning. Then the doctor answered: If you want to wake up, my friend, count the Sheep in the reverse order.
  18. Ahead of the pack is a horned sheep with a bell. The sheep are sure that he knows where he leads them. He just wants to be in front, not for them but the right choice of grass!
  19. You can fall asleep double fast if you count two sheep at once.
  20. A man is like a wolf, either alone or with one. And whoever runs after the sheep is already a male sheep.
  21. Remember, friend! If your girlfriend begins her day by reading horoscopes, then, regardless of the date of her birth, according to the horoscope, she should be a Sheep.
  22. A gentleman came to a restaurant with a lady. Waiter asked politely: What do you want? Then the lady replied: Something unusual, please. Then waiter askes: Hmm, how about a rabid sheep-dipped in tequila? Suddenly the man answered: I suppose she will order it herself.
  23. Every stupid sheep dreams of his Sheep 
  24. What are the differences between a flock of Sheep and the Academy of Sciences? The first one is ruled by their heads and the second one by their members.
  25. Falling asleep can make much faster if you count the Sheep in the binary system. – Sheep Jokes
  26. One Sheep can spoil the whole herd
  27. Yesterday, I counted dresses hanging in my closet instead of Sheep, to fall asleep. But again, I started my old method.
  28. How to see feeding milk to the Sheep? Release a new iPhone. Then you can see how sheep drink milk.
  29. I am already at an age that, before going to bed, I can count not the Sheep, but the children of my classmates. They both are the same.
  30. Do you know that you need three Sheep to knit a sweater? The other one says: Yes, but my wife did it alone.
  31. A guy asks: What did you do when you can’t sleep? The other one says: I think of Sheep. Then the first one answers: Ha! I am thinking of ex-girls! Then the second guy replies: That is what I meant.- Sheep Jokes For Whatsapp
  32. Each stupid sheep dreams of its Sheep 
  33. The Wolf came to the Sheep’s house and sang: Little Sheep, take a break. Open. Your mother has come with milk! Then one little one replies: What are you? Our mom got away with a beer!
  34. Goat, why are your eyes so sad? Because the husband is a sheep.
  35. How are sheeps different from each other? Smart sheep are sheared, stupid Sheep are for food.
  36. A lead shepherd dog eats blind Sheep
  37. The real kid should be decorated with one princess, not a pack of Sheep
  38. Sheep never unite against a predator. They rejoice that they didn’t attack them.
  39. You will not get wool from a sheared sheep.
  40. Why do Scots wear skirts? Because the sheep hear the sound of a zipper sounds.
  41. A man, when he pretends to be in love, tries to be funny, brave, he gives all kinds of attention. But if he is genuinely in love, he looks like a sheep.
  42. Usually, after the completion of the beauty contest, the dressing room of the participants is divided into losers and a sheep.
  43. I can’t sleep. So I’ll go open the cage and count the Sheep!
  44. The dream of wolves for the Sheep is to think that they are all one set with the wolves.
  45. If you have sleeplessness, instead of Sheep, you think beautiful friends of your girlfriend. Then you definitely will not fall asleep.
  46.  If the girl is a sheep, then no matter how the lion spins around her. She will still look at the male Sheep.
  47. No matter how you count the sheep and sheep to try to fall asleep, you will not be able to fall asleep if one of them lies nearby and snores.
  48. There are more sheep than people living in Scotland. Today at work, I feel like I’m in Scotland.
  49. A sheep who has decided to get into someone else’s family can only take a ram out of it.
  50. One guy, while traveling in the village, went to a local pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist said: We have regular, fragrant, enthusiastic, in the form of animals, vanilla… And he asks: what are the best? Again Phamasist said: You know, the best ones are sheep made from the stomach. They maximize natural feeling. 

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